Goodness. What’s this world coming to? What’s our country coming to? Grandpa said that when he was a kid growing up things were a lot different than they are today. A lot better. Quieter. More polite. More religious.
I was wondering if your picture looked like you or if it was touched up in some fashion. You look like you’re frightened by something. Is something eating you?
Peg, Tacoma, WA
Dear Kitty, Your writing seems to indicate that you might be the kind of person who is a little lonely. Are you a little lonely? Do you have a significant other at this time? Would you like to try and get together for coffee, or tea, or a daiquiri?
Helen K., Overland Park, KS.
I’m kind of confused. Am I getting some mixed signals about you and your site? What are you into?
Penny Schulzberger. FL
Do I have a soul mate here? I have recently given up on men, coming to realize that who I really am, and want to be with is, well, someone like you. My email is —––-@—–-.com. Please write to me so I can more fully express my feelings.
Also, why did you change your font? Just curious. Write back, lets have some fun.
See Ya, Mia
HEY PUSSY CAT! I FOUND YOU THROUGH AN OLD GIRLFRIEND’S FACEBOOK PAGE. YOU LOOK HYSTERICAL, GIRL. I LOVE MAKING IT WITH HYSTERICAL CHICKS. IT’S JUST LIKE CATFISH NOODLING. TELL ME HOW WE CAN GET TOGETHER AND I’LL GIVE YOU A GOOD NODDLING, KITTYFISH.
O. J. MUNIO, COMPTON, CA
Dear Kitty, I perceive by your postings on the blog that you you are very angry. What’s the problem? Are they working you too hard? Are you getting ready to quit?
Your Aunt Petunia
And the Award going to the Most Reprehensible Social and Cultural Destroyer today is ...
“I’m in for the long haul.”
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